Bad news…we’re in a room that is so small the 2nd bed is above the 1st bed, sideways. Make sense? There is a double bed, and above the bit where your head goes, is another single bed at 90degrees. We’re on an industrial estate somewhere in France. I am sure France is lovely this time of year but all we can see out the window is a motorway. This is not much craic. There’s another band staying here too. We tried to work out who it was but we failed. Big J.T maybe? Or Lady Gaga? Unlikely. Unless she travels in a splitter van with 8 seats, all her dancers and costumes crammed into the space in the back of the van.
It’s also minus something. Between -4 and -11 apparently. The van keeps steaming up so we have to have the heat on full blast to clear the windows. Problem here is, because we knew it’d be cold we all put on long-johns, thermal vests etc… so we spend 4 hours sweating the bit out between fuel stops. Of which there were many. We drove for hours and we still barely made a dent into France. It is a big country. Much bigger than it seems on a map, but then that’s the point of maps i guess.
Tomorrow is Switzerland, actually today is Switzerland. I hope whoever is sleeping below me cant see up my skirt.
GF x